Archive | September, 2012

Jennifer & Harold?

29 Sep

Jennifer please tell me it didn’t go any further. For Better Or Worse was deep tonight. Everyone should practice safe sex always! Love you girl. #fbow @cocoabrown22 @AskJenniferFBOW

Debra

 

Awww! Debra..thank u suga for your concern..but you are just gonna have to tune in to see what happens..But you know so many chicks can get mesmerized by a pretty face and a fine body and not ask the million dollar questions..like WHATS YOUR STATUS MAN?? Let me see the paperwork? Let’s go get tested? But we gots to ask them questions suga and if he starts tripping, close the store..no candy for you suga!! Period!! Thanks for tuning in!!

Muah!

xoxo Jen

When you feed a cat…

29 Sep

Hey Jennifer…? Going thru a divorce with much younger wife. She found a younger boo which is good shes very happy now. Why does she cont. To come to the house daily when I not home?
When I leave someone I’m gone and she thinks I’m responsible for her til she gets on her feet. Its past time to move which I told her. Is she psycho or it me? Shes also a holly roller.
Khris in Cali  

Hey Khris…

First off…let me say you are better one than me suga..leave me for a younger boo huh..lets see how far you get with your clothes & car burnt up?? ( you saw what happened to Marcus right?? Now I didn’t tell Ang to do it exactly, but hey the messenger..blah blah blah). Now, you know the old saying if you feed a cat they keep coming back..well honey you got a stray…time to shut down the meal train..Why haven’t u changed the locks?  My homeboy, Poo, works for a locksmith and for a mere dub he’ll come & change them locks, it just has to be like 3 in the morning. But she keeps coming back cuz you keep feeding her..if her new young boo is old enough to work then let him take care of the cat he apparently fed some tender vittles too ya feel me! I mean I had no problem letting Tina know who paid the bills when I threw her out and the only reason she got back in was because I had date and didn’t call Pookie to change the locks in time. And you said she’s a holy roller..HUH?? what church she go to..Side man to Big J Hoe liness Church of Creeping! How you claim to be a holy roller but you cheated on your husband cuz he may need a blue pill to rise to the occasion? Obviously, she has no patience, cuz it only takes 15 minutes and she could of made up a fried bologna sandwich & some kool aid for afterwards cuz a man on that blue pill will have you famished honey. Change them locks suga, get you a new phone # (I got a hookup on that too..$20 and you can call to Egypt and talk for 20 hours!)  so she can’t call you crying for Daddy to let her in and get your grown man behind to a Bingo game and meet you a sister that will appreciate that old school loving..and why you at it…send me a pic..cuz if you got them good benefits and a prescription, we might be able to work something out! I can get a shot for them old man worms, but Visa wants their money now! Keep your head up baby and keep it moving!! Let her fend for herself and see what it feels like to be in Chuck E Cheese all day with her new boo…that ain’t your problem NO MO!!

Holla!!!

 

xoxo Jen

 

 

Hello world! Welcome to the ASK JENNIFER site!

28 Sep

Cocoa Brown has performed in front of a wide variety of sold out crowds throughout the USA & the world. Crowned the “standing ovation” queen by club owners, promoters and her peers, Cocoa brings audiences to their feet with her real and oh so truthful material and delivery. Her energy and welcoming spirit has garnered her the moniker “America’s Home Girl” and as Sharon Osbourne from “America’s Got Talent” called her “A human machine gun of Funny”. Her persona and creative, intelligent material has taken her on networks like Starz, BET & Comedy Central and across the oceans to perform for our troops and international audiences, alike. Cocoa’s wit and impeccable comedic timing has also brought her into millions of living rooms across America on shows like “2BrokeGirls”, “GCB, “The Soul Man” and her most notorious and loved role as the sassy & funny single Mom “Jennifer” on Tyler Perry’s “For Better or Worse” on TBS every Friday night. Cocoa has developed a legion of loyal followers and fans that wait on her next appearance with baited breath because they know they will never leave disappointed after seeing and hearing “the World according to Cocoa”.

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28 Sep

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